- Anxiety:
hey!
- Me:
what now?
- Anxiety:
Nothing, just wanted to worry you today.
- Me:
...great
- Anxiety:
Hey your boyfriend/girlfriend didn't text you back, they're probably with someone else right now.
- Me:
....
- Anxiety:
Oh your best friend hasn't spoken to you today either. They're probably sick of your shit.
- Me:
....
- Anxiety:
Your parents said they're really proud of you..do you honestly believe that?
- Me:
....
- Anxiety:
Where do you see yourself in a year? Oh wait, you can barely get through a day!
- Me:
...shut up.
- Anxiety:
Will you ever rise to anything?
- Me:
Shut up!
- Anxiety:
Or are you always this pathetic? Lol
- Me:
Why can't you leave me alone!?
- Anxiety:
Because messing with your head is what I live for.
